Twenty-six

[grand_lotus]

[Video, backdated yesterday-ish. Ten-year-old Iroh looks out of place in his casual surroundings, very finely dressed in red and gold with his hair pulled back into a high ponytail. He's sitting at his Pai Sho table, a bit rigid and uncomfortable, while leafing through what many people would recognize as an Inmate file. He pushes it to one side; when he speaks, it's with slow, officious weight - or at least the best impression of a child who hears his dad talking like that always.]

I...do not fully understand this ship, but I know that in any strange place I am an ambassador to my people. I am Iroh, son of Fire Lord Azulon, Crown Prince of the Fire Nation. I will not demand or expect special treatment, but I will hope to be treated in a respectful manner while I am here.

[A quick glance back to the file.] I have documents here to say that I have been given a man named Valmont. Identify yourself at once.

[Pause. He can't really keep it up.]

Please.

[Another pause, and his regal mask completely slips.]

Does anyone here know how to play Hide and Explode?

[OOC: Rewritten and reposted. Don't post from work if you're in a hurry. :c]